Austin Sloan- This cocktail tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
Olivia & Smith
Regular price £11.00
Austin Sloan - A dog is for life unlike a husband
Austin Sloan - Remember to kiss the dog and feed the husband
Austin Sloan - Marriage is like a deck of cards
Regular price £21.00
Austin Sloan - Not only did I fall off the diet wagon
Austin Sloan sign - Dad you’re my hero
Austin Sloan - Piss off I’m busy
Austin Sloan - Saw it, liked it, told Nan, got it
Austin Sloan - I’m an intelligent classy women who says fuck a lot
Austin Sloan - My face tells people to fuck off more than my mouth
Austin Sloan - Founder member of the Grumpy bitch club
Austin Sloan - Founder member of the Grumpy git club
Austin Sloan - Friends welcome relatives by appointment
Austin Sloan - A lovely and a grumpy old man
Austin Sloan - Kiss My Sass!
Austin Sloan - Today's Mood, Bitchy with a chance of Sarcasm
Austin Sloan - In our hot tub we don't skinny dip, we chunky dunk
Regular price £23.00
Austin Sloan - I only drink on days that start with the letter 'T' Tuesday ~ Today ~ Tomorrow ~ Thaturday ~ Thunday
Austin Sloan - We’re in the garden getting pissed and talk shite
Austin Sloan - Let's get drunk and judge people
Austin Sloan - Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket & move on
